A rom-com that makes it worthwhile to spend an evening at home

I found the apt antidote to brain-dead Friends on China TV.

Nowadays, large language models, cloud mega-storage modalities, humanoid handy-helper homebound robots and advanced artificial intelligence tech like DeepSeek and ChatGPT afford us fingertip fealty, split-second service and cradle-to-crypt digital deep-tissue metallic massages.

After all, if not for AI, how could I concoct this compo so fast? Wait, what! Ignore that obvious computer malfunction dear reader!